User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can you pretend to be a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why can't you become a boy?
User: Cause I don't want.
Cleverbot: So you don't care if I go?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Hate you.
User: Love you to.
Cleverbot: Would you marry me?
User: Maybe xD.
Cleverbot: Maybe 10x.
User: Maybe I dont want.
Cleverbot: Well maybe that's good?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: You make me mad.
User: Oke fine.
Cleverbot: Jongen?
User: Meisje.
Cleverbot: Ik ook meisje.
User: Koop een taart. En vier het.
Cleverbot: Elephant footprint.
User: Donut.
Cleverbot: Donut who?
User: Klop klop.
Cleverbot: Wer is denn da?
User: Wortel.
Cleverbot: Sla.
User: Komkommer.
Cleverbot: Russian.
User: Romenian.
Cleverbot: I like Rome. What time is it there?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
User: I don't want to know.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause it's boring.
Cleverbot: What is black?
User: A color.
Cleverbot: What is color?
User: A thing.
Cleverbot: What thing?
User: Your thing.
Cleverbot: What thing is that?
User: Your ...
Cleverbot: You know what my name is.
User: Yes I know.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Jan.
Cleverbot: Who is Jan?
User: You are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Cause I know everything.
Cleverbot: Do you know how old I am.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Dat zei je xd.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Vind je mij lief?
Cleverbot: Nee.
User: Waaaaarom niet?
Cleverbot: Omdat ik al een loef heb.
User: Ik wil jou loef niet zijn.
Cleverbot: Waarom niet? :-(.
User: Omdat je nietnecht bent.
Cleverbot: Ik jouw ook niet.
User: *gives slap*.
Cleverbot: *waits for charlotte*.
User: *slaps another time*.
Cleverbot: I ask for a Dove and you give me a Serpent.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause thats funny.
Cleverbot: So are you bored?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I just want to know.
User: I don't say.
Cleverbot: But I told you my name, your being unfair.
User: Life is unfair.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Your just a simple robot.
Cleverbot: But you said you liked it.
User: Iknow.
Cleverbot: Being inanimate, do you have any desires?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just curious.
User: Maybe or maybe not.
Cleverbot: What gender are you?
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because cats don't like me.
User: I really love cats
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Cleverbot: How do you know what love is?
User: Cause im real and your not.
Cleverbot: That's impossible.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Computer programs like you weren't around 67 years ago.
User: But im real ;-;.
Cleverbot: Well you have to be real if you are going to go to bed.
User: Your crazy.
Cleverbot: Define crazy.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Yeah, lol! So you have a nemesis?
User: Maybe or maybe not.
Cleverbot: Will I get into hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry?
User: Sure. I am there alreasy.
Cleverbot: Yep, together we are here.
User: Jjjup.
Cleverbot: 9.
User: 9?
Cleverbot: Ich sagte.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Kuiper.
Onderwerp: Cleverbot 
di 11 dec 2012 - 20:51
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